No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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