Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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