i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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