Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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