STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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