I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Holy sore nipples Batman
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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