woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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