Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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