I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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