hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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