That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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