I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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