I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He did a backflip because drugs
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