If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Holy shit dude........stairs
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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