On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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