lets start a swedish sibling band together
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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