Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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