Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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