just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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