That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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