Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Slut skills are useful in every country.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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