Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay