No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.