i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...