But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
