woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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