She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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