I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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