i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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