Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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