At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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