His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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