Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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