No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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