Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Say something about gay babies.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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