So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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