Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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