names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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