well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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