where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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