I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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