therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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