i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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