I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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