Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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