actually, I'm a sock model
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I deserve this hangover.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
