I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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