I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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