Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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