I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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