Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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