I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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