Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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