The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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