Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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