Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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