Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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