she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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