im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
