belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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